Wednesday 12 March 2014

A CRAZY ACT!!

                            26th December, 2013

SPM lecture hall:

I had my SPM pre final practical today.  We should take a Clinico-social case after statistics and epidemiological exercise. Even though I prepared well, I was tensed. I was ready to take any case, except those two diseases caused by that awful Mycobacterium.

Even though, we were related to Community Medicine since our second year, we were never told about the pattern of the practical. It was around 10 am, we finished our stats and epidemiological exercise. I started developing tachycardia, thinking about the Clinico-social case. A final year PG, Dr. Niharika came and started calling the roll numbers.

Answer sheets were kept in a row in inverted manner on the table on the stage of the lecture hall. Each student was asked to pick any answer sheet of their choice and take the case of the disease that is written on it. It was purely based on our luck. I was in deep thoughts thinking about what case I would get…

“Roll no: - 60!!!” the PG called.
“Who is roll number 60??” she shouted this time.
“Sharmila…”
“Sharmi…” shouted my friends in chorus.

I came into my senses and ran towards the podium to check my fortune. I was glancing at all the papers, thinking what to take…

I kept my hand on the last but first one on my left, I was about to take it. My heart sensed something bad & within microseconds I changed my mind and took the paper which was right in front of me. 

I was about to turn the paper and see, but suddenly the pg dragged it from me. She noted it on her paper and returned it back to me and said, “Go to O.P fast… be ready with your case in 45 minutes…”

“Ok madam!” I said hardly and I turned the page to see the case. To my shock… and to my misfortune it was… TUBERCULOSIS!!

My mind was blank, and I almost stumbled from the stage. Reluctantly, I collected my things and started walking to the O.P.

“Sharmi…! Wait till I come…” I heard Prathyusha’s voice.  Her face was very sad even than me.

Yaa… Ok! I will wait there at the steps! Anyhow why are you such gloomy? What’s your case?”I asked.

“Hmm…. LEPROSY!” she said in a dull note.

“Eee… why is this Mycobacterium only behind us? I don’t know anything about TB health Schemes and treatment protocols… that DOTS and other stuff! I was worried.

“Chill… You can read that in Park after your case is finished. But what about me, I have to examine all the peripheral nerves! I don’t know their anatomy at all!” she screamed.

“You can call someone from the hostel to come downstairs, to give you anatomy book.” Someone said hearing our conversation.

“Idea…!!! I will call Himaja to come with me to O.P and help me in the case.” I shouted.

“Tell her to bring the book too” Prathyu added.

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“Hello! Himmi! What are you doing? Come fast to O.P. I got TB case! You have to help me…”

What? Sharmi… how can I come? What if the staff sees me there?” Himaja exclaimed.

“Oh!! It is only a pre final. No one is going to come to check the students.  Stop the discussion and come fast. Also bring Anatomy text book for Prathyu, she got Leprosy case”

“Ha ha …. Both of my friends got wedged with Mycobacterium… LOL!! It is so good to hear,” she giggled.

“Stop your non sense. Be in O.P soon… I will be waiting! Bye!”

“Ok… bye!! I’m coming…”

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TB clinic:

I entered the TB clinic. I got a Relapse case of a 40 yr old male. I started taking the case. Even though, I don’t need Himaja, I just called her without expecting the further consequences.

I was engaged in my work. Suddenly I heard someone screaming Himaja’s name.  Though I was happy that she came, my smile disappeared as soon I saw her. My dearest friend came to help me as soon as I called, not even bothering about her appearance. 

She didn’t even comb her hair. I couldn’t resist laughing at her. I and Himaja discussed my case for a while.

“Sharmi…  I know that you don’t need me… you called me unnecessarily.” Himaja yelled.

“Oh… I just called you, because I was tensed. You can go now…” I started concentrating on my patient.

I thought that himaja left. But she didn’t go…. She was busy chatting with my other classmates and I didn’t notice that.

Suddenly, two PGs came to the clinic.  Everyone who had their books open closed them, and arranged themselves in front of their patients.  

One of them was Dr. Niharika… I could hear her voice from my back. She was asking, “Who are you?”

I turned back to see, who that was? And I was shocked to that it was Himaja… My idiot friend still didn’t go from here!! I was frightened. I was just staring them with fear filled eyes.

My clever friend started acting like a lay village girl with an innocent face and naïve eyes. She didn’t react to our PG. She behaved as if she doesn’t know English.  She was seeing around the surroundings, typically like the patients who come to Gandhi for the first time.

Even though, the situation was serious… I was laughing hysterically. My cute friend will definitely get a Nandi Award if she does a movie… seriously! True…

Our pg came near to Himaja and asked in Telugu, avaramma nuvvu?? enkada endhuku unnav?” Himaja said in a low voice, “Madam… ma uncle!!” she pointed towards a patient.

Ok! But why are you so afraid? You are a medico. You have to be bold!” We were hell shocked, when we knew that our PG recognized Himaja as a student.

“Madam… that my uncle came to this clinic…” Himaja said.
Ok… don’t ever fear to speak. Be dominative! Here exam is going on you go and sit aside.”

“Ok… madam!” Then Himaja left.

Our PG indentified Himaja as a medico. But she was not clever enough to find out that she was helping the other students. J

Although, it was a serious scene, we enjoyed a lot. Himaja’s stellar performance was worth to remember. It was one of my crazy acts in Gandhi with my bestie.

 I'm really lucky to have such a friend, who supports in every act and never complains about anything....